mrcraabs:

and so it begins
macarena-of-time:

Shut the fuck up mom

macarena-of-time:

Shut the fuck up mom

(via ruinedchildhood)

textpoops:

Thank you SwiftKey for providing the most accurate word predictions

textpoops:

Thank you SwiftKey for providing the most accurate word predictions

(via penguinize-deactivated20140213)

(via foodless)

terezipyroope:

aradiamegid0rk:

terezipyroope:

hey kids! lets play a game!! what starts with f and ends in uck?

firetruck

no it was fuck welcome to the real world son

(via anus)

jimmyspookyurine:

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

come on guys, i worked the best pun of my life in at the end

(via pofato)

pofato:

iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

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so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

internetexplorers:

mom please laugh at my jokes

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(via pofato)

queefseed:

tyleroakley:

j4phet:

people that add comments to everything they reblog

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people

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tyler i think youre missing the point

(via penguinize-deactivated20140213)

heronqueenblues:

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

(via punkmonksteven)

akupitiyo:

technicalityterminus:

akupitiyo:

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

say that to my face motherfucker i dare you

(via cyberpark-deactivated20140330)

alecsgashkarf:

THIS JUST HAPPENED AND I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMG

alecsgashkarf:

THIS JUST HAPPENED AND I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMG

(via penguinize-deactivated20140213)

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